What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:33

A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service